Basically, I’m an Enabler. But the Cool Kind. Not the Kind that tells you “Drugs are Ok.”

From: Danielle

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 1:42 PM

To: Brooke

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

You know what I really want right now….A real banana split. Stupid grapefruit and chicken tortilla soup were not satisfying!

 

From: Brooke

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:46 PM

To: Danielle

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

Ha. My slimfast and apple and rice cakes totally beat your…

No they didn’t. I’m not even gonna lie.

 

From: Danielle

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 1:47 PM

To: Brooke

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

But at least slimfast comes in Chocolate. I’m on chocolate deprivation.

 

From: Brooke

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:47 PM

To: Danielle

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

WHY. In the name of God.

 

From: Danielle

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 1:49 PM

To: Brooke

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

Because I’ve been trying to be healthy….:-( I need chocolate….and I have quarters….just resist the vending machine….just resist.

 

From: Brooke

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:50 PM

To: Danielle

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

Chocolate IS healthy. Grapefruit is NOT. It is acidic. And eating too much acid in your diet can lead to ph imbalance in your stomach and possibly lead to ulcers and GERD and then you’ll need a PPI and maybe an endoscopy and that’s putting a strain on the healthcare system. So really you should not eat Grapefruit. Eat chocolate instead.

 

From: Danielle

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 1:51 PM

To: Brooke

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

This is true. But how can you argue an apple that I would bring instead of grapefruit?

 

From: Brooke

Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:53 PM

To: Danielle

Subject: RE: Things that are awesome

That’s a whole other bag of worms. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? So if everyone ate apples every day then the healthcare system would be screwed AGAIN because nobody would need doctors. We’d all be healthy. And the insurance companies would go broke because nobody would need insurance for the doctors they weren’t going to and the prescriptions they weren’t on.

Maybe they could go into Apple insurance and cover healthy eating instead of drugs and doctors.

Either way- Stop screwing with the system, Danielle.

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