(The Scene: Brooke’s house. Mom, Dad, Brooke and Army Boy are watching a football game.)
Mom: … wtf? Why are they all wearing pink?
Dad: In honor of Breast Cancer awareness
Mom: Oh, right…
Brooke: They all just want to be “faaaabulous!”
Army Boy: *grins*
Brooke: (sings) They feel pretty, oh so pretty….
Army Boy: *smile*
Brooke: Do these pink cleats make my butt look big?
Brooke: Bahaha, Tony Romo’s wearing pink!
Army Boy: *snicker*
Brooke: Seriously. I will keep going until you laugh at me.
(a few minutes pass)
Brooke: Oh eff. That’s Payton Manning and the Colts. Not the Cowboys.
Army Boy: *cracks up*
The moral of the story: I’m an idiot. And that’s alot funnier than if I try to be funny.