What’s Better Than An Ice Cream Sundae? Nothing, Apparently.

(Scene: Army Boy’s bedroom, Saturday afternoon. Brooke is running around like a hurricane, heading out to dress rehearsal for concert.)

AB: I’m going to the grocery store, want me to pick up anything?

Brooke: Hmmm… Maybe something good for after the concert? You know how I’m always starving.

AB: What do you have in mind?

Brooke: Ice cream! Let’s make sundaes.

AB: Ooooo, that’s a good plan.

Brooke: (sexily. Or trying for it.) Make sure you get whipped cream. We can use it for more than sundaes…

AB: …. I still get ice cream, right?

Brooke: I hate you.

[Updated: Sharing above story with Danielle, at work on Monday via IM]

Brooke [2:06 PM]:

my boyfriend likes ice cream more than bjs.

*headdesk*

Danielle [2:07 PM]:

hahaha, i wish mine did

 

[Updated 2x: Please do not automatically assume that it is because I give bad blow jobs.]

[Updated 3x: WHOA! I got my first porn-bot spam comment! I’m sure that it’s nothing to do with this post whatsoever.]

 

 

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