(Army Boy and Brooke’s new bedroom, CasaTxtingMrDarcy. The two are talking sleepily before bed.)
Brooke: Ok, random thought here… But I want you to tell me if I start doing things that are unsexy and turn you off.
Army Boy: *confused*
Brooke: Now that we’re living together, I don’t suddenly want to turn into a frumpy mess and kill the romance. Ya know?
Army Boy: Why are you remotely worried about that?
Brooke: Because I’m an overachiever and I know that it can happen.
Army Boy: Okaaaaaay…
Brooke: So, if me traipsing around without pants is not a good idea, let me know.
AB: Ha, doubt that.
Brooke: Or wearing my sleeping mask. Or those moisturizing gloves to bed.
AB: The ones that make you look like a mime?
AB: If you put those on after I fall asleep to avoid having man hands, I’m not criticizing.
Brooke: Good point. Maybe I should do all of my cleaning from now on in those patent leather heels you like…
AB: NO! You’ll scuff up all the floors!