(Scene: The Casa, first thing this morning. Army Boy and Brooke are enjoying a cup of coffee before going off for a day of doing their taxes and recovering from the choral festival allllll day Saturday.)
Brooke: Healthcare reform, politics, blah de blah cakes.
Army Boy: Healthcare reform? politics politics blah de blah crazypants.
Brooke (stretching): Ok Chief, how about we go get ready to–
(Army Boy WHIPS OFF HIS SHIRT and starts doing a sexy dance in front of the picture window in the living room. Brooke stares in a combination of amusement and confusion.)
Army Boy: Go to Target? The Strip Club?….. Target. Right.
(Walks off in the direction of the shower.)
Brooke: (has more coffee to keep up.)