The Real Housewabbits of Central PA

(Scene: The kitchen at La Casa. Brooke, on a rare domestic impulse, is making lemon squares.)

 

 Brooke: (looking directly at camera) Don’t worry. They’re from a box. (Takes a gulp of wine)

 Army Boy: (from living room) Why is our front lawn a den of iniquity?

 Brooke: (walking into the other room) Since when do you use phrases like “den of anything”?

 Army Boy: It’s a direct result of living in sin.

 Brooke: Ah cool, got it. And why are we asking questions about iniquity?

 Army Boy: (Points out picture window.) Look.

Any second, he's going to go all "Monty Python..."

 Brooke: What the hell. Are we in freakin’ Yellowstone?

 Army Boy: It’s laying down. Eating.

 Brooke: Clearly it has lost its preservation instinct. It might be rabid. Or a Zombie. Stay in the house.

 Army Boy: No more wine.

 Brooke: Shutup. But seriously. Look at that sloppy little bunny whore. It’s reclining on its Bed of Sluttosity.

 Army Boy: Is that… a word?

 Brooke: Yes. Look it up.

 Army Boy: I would, but I’m transfixed by the Lazy Rabbit Whore.

 Brooke: It’s almost as bad as getting sucked into “Real Housewives of Anywhere” marathons on Bravo.

 Army Boy: Rabbit Whore’s face is moving a lot more than any of the New Jersey women’s do.

 Brooke: Good point. (drinks more wine)

(End Scene.)

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One thought on “The Real Housewabbits of Central PA

  1. Bwahahaha…..don’t be fooled by that pure white tail, it’s clearly been around the block. Too funny!!! Wine + lemon squares, please do let me know how that turned out. 🙂

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