How Wedding Jargon Makes Me Think of Sex. This Just In: EVERYTHING Makes Me think of Sex.

Danielle [1:48 PM]:

while we were stuffing [wedding invitation] envelopes we were joking….”everything wedding related…is really junk.”

“flowers die….and then are junk.”

“programs are read…and then tossed.”

‘invites are read, tossed.”

“WTH?”

Brooke [1:49 PM]:

unless you are like me and then keep the invites on your fridge

to remind you that HEY YOU GOT PLANZ

(AND FRENZ)

Danielle [1:49 PM]:

but then after the wedding…its just trash again…right?

Brooke [1:50 PM]:

i concede

Danielle [1:50 PM]:

i like that we are still on the fridge of some people…for our STD* cards

Brooke [1:50 PM]:

your STD came with us to the new house.

also- STD.

hehehehehe

(*STD = Save The Date, for those who are not currently absorbed in the world of ridiculous wedding jargon/lazy like Danielle and I)

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