(Scene: The Casa Kitchen, cleaning up dinner dishes.)
Army Boy: So, did you and Danielle behave at work today?
Brooke: Stupid question. Of course not.
AB: Even with all the crazy projects?
Brooke: Even then. I totally made her day this morning by sending her a picture of Apollo* in a towel.
AB: Why would that make her day?
Brooke: Um… uh… Because… we are watching… that show???
AB: OMG. You totally want his junk.
Brooke. Shutup. Do not.
AB: You DO. You want to fraaaak him. You want to have his baaaabies.
AB: You would probably have a threesome with him and Starbuck**.
Brooke: OK, SHUTUP Kate Beckinsale.
AB: Oh, here we go again….
Brooke: At least MY nerdcrushes do cool things like pilot Vipers and kill Cylons. Yours walks around wearing a completely impractical leather catsuit and looking like she really needs a cheeseburger!
AB: Haha, whatever.
Brooke: “Oh Selene, let’s have little creepy half vamp-werewolf-Mennonite babies….”
AB: Ya done?
Brooke: My crushes on fictional characters are so cooler than YOUR crushes on fictional characters.
*-”Apollo” being Captain Lee Adama from “Battlestar Galactica”.
** -“Starbuck”- Lt Kara Thrace. Also from “Battlestar Galactica.”***
***- Yes. We are really THAT nerdy. It’s really for the best that we don’t go out in public often.