I have a DOOZY for you today. It’s an apocalyptic suspense novel about a vampire virus-
What? I just reviewed one of those?
Oh, right. “The Passage.”
But this one is totally different, I promise! The vampires are genuinely SCARY and it made me afraid to sleep with the light off and—
Right. I said that about “The Passage” too….
BUT. This one was written by Guillermo Del Toro, who is GENUINELY screwed up.
Knew that would get you to click over.