(The bedroom at La Casa. Brooke and Army Boy are getting ready to go to sleep after decorating their Christmas tree. Prior to falling asleep, Brooke generally has a huge burst of ADD that causes her to torture Army Boy to distraction with pointless, inane questions. As follows.)
Brooke: Babe… if they were going to make a Disney movie about us, which fairy tale do you think we’d be?
Army Boy: …..Wha??
Brooke: You know… we just saw “Tangled,” and I’m just wondering what our story would be like if we were to be immortalized in animation and song.
Army Boy: Remember that I was once a little boy? And shot my brothers with arrows and played with Legos? And DIDN’T read about Princesses?
Brooke: Yeah whatever. I’m onto your tricks. I mean, I could see myself as Belle…
Army Boy: Yes! Because she’s brunette and likes to read…
Brooke: But that would make you The Beast.
Brooke: Is there a princess that’s a little bit OCD?
AB: Ariel was…. She should be appearing on an episode of “Hoarders” in the near future.
Brooke: Right!! And she could SING… but Eric was a little bit flaky, especially since he fell for the Sea Witch disguised as a chick.
AB: I’ve got nothing. Also: TIRED.
Brooke: Maybe “The Princess and the Pea”?
AB: What’s that one about?
Brooke: There’s a Prince who’s totally whipped by his mom, who doesn’t want to give up the crown. So she makes up a series of tests that only “real princess” would be able to pass. Like putting a pea under a stack of 50 mattresses.
AB: I don’t know if that makes someone a “real princess.” More like a real pain in the-
(Brooke attacks him with a pillow.)