(The Casa Bedroom, too early for “normal people” to be in bed, but Brooke and Army Boy are winding down for the day. )
Brooke: Today I was listening to Ryan Seacrest on the radio, and he had a list of the top celebrities that people would leave their marriages for.
Army Boy: Oh, here we go…
Brooke: Yeah, I didn’t agree with most of them. Zac Efron? Really? He still poops his pants.
AB: He’s pretty young, that would be a little creepy.
Brooke: 70% of women said they’d leave their marriage for…
Both: RYAN REYNOLDS.
Brooke: How’d you know I-
AB: He’s the only person you’d want to tell me the results of a survey about.
Brooke: Yanno, it’s not even that he’s that HOT… he’s definitely cute. And funny. Until he takes his clothes off. Then he’s hot.
AB: So? Would you leave your marriage for him?
Brooke: (thinks a minute, then grins) We’re NOT married yet. HA!
AB: Isn’t that special.
Brooke: Oh, whatever. If Kate Beckinsale walked in that door right now–
AB: (Interrupting) You’d stab her.
Brooke: Well… probably. So I win in both scenarios.