The Yezel [4:12 PM]: i should have married that aussie that cooks. you know…that hot blonde
Txtingmrdarcy [4:12 PM]: curtis stone?! RAHR
The Yezel [4:12 PM]: YEP
Txtingmrdarcy [4:12 PM]: and he’s in the “great grains” commercial
The Yezel [4:12 PM]: he could be mah lova
Txtingmrdarcy [4:13 PM]: and you’re like “YES. I WANT THOSE FLAKES THAT HAVE LITTLE CREASES ON THEM”
The Yezel [4:13 PM]: (he does a local thing with our local grocery stores here) (where he spent time in KC) (and is in the magzines)(and i wish he proclaimed his love for me)
Txtingmrdarcy [4:14 PM]…he should be your boyfriend
The Yezel [4:14 PM]: i agree. i would eat fish and creepy foods for him
Txtingmrdarcy [4:14 PM]: and not just because that would leave Ryan* for me! BAHAHAHA
The Yezel [4:14 PM]: because HE WOULD MAKE THEM FOR ME. wait….a….second….. how about we do a sharing program? one month for me and one month for you.
Txtingmrdarcy [4:15 PM]: it’s like a polygamy library
The Yezel [4:15 PM]: I LIKE. I WANTS TO CHECK HIM OUT!
Txtingmrdarcy [4:15 PM]: and i get to STAMP HIS ASS before I return him!
The Yezel [4:15 PM]: not stamp..slap, duh!!!!
Txtingmrdarcy [4:15 PM]: come on. the little return date on his buttcheek would be adorable
*Reynolds. Duh. Like there’s any other Ryan**
**- I know, I still have no idea why we’re allowed to use IM at work.