(Conversation via Text)
Brooke: So, Zena and I are going to become sex toy consultants. It’ll be a two-woman show.
Army Boy: HEEEEEYO!!!
Brooke: Not like THAT. Like… a comedy team.
AB: Pretty sure Wesley wants in.
Brooke: How would that work, exactly?
AB: He would do quality control. Yanno, check for durability and whatnot.
Brooke: I’m pretty sure women don’t want to know how long they can chew on their dildo before it’s unusable.
AB: Or whether or not a vibrator will withstand being buried in the yard?
Brooke: Would “Beagle-tested and approved” count as a good endorsement?
AB: It’s better than Kix .
Brooke: Now I’m lost.
AB: “Kid-tested, mother approved”??
**Edited to Add:
Zena: YES! Wesley should come!!
Zena: He would bring in the dog enthusiasts.
Brooke: “Wook at da puppy… doesn’t he make you want to buy a fake wang?”
(End Scene For Real This Time)